I am Lucky, the reason that this establishment will bring you good fortune. You see, Lucky's was named after me. In gratitude I come here a lot, rubbing my luckiness all over. I was born with all the usual good luck signs:  a 4-leaf clover shaped birthmark, ears that strongly resemble a rabbit, seven fingers on my left hand, and-strangely-one rabbit’s foot. I know my mama enjoyed the wildlife…

If you see me, buy me a drink and I'll call you a cab. It's time for you to go home.